Monster Under My Bed

I saw a monster beneath my bed,

He stared at me with a three-eyed head.

He grinned at me with his rotten teeth,

and beckoned me with his smelly feet.

So I went inside and was fairly surprised,

When I saw a kitchen and a bed king-sized.

I was given some water,

Which was served by his daughter.

He looked at me for a while and said,

“Why don’t you have a three-eyed head?”

I told him, “My friend,

Having two eyes is just the new trend!”

He looked at me bewildered and said,

“I must get an eye cut off my head!”